Um, It’s March, Right?

For God’s sake, take your damned Christmas lights and decorations down! It’s almost the middle of March already. You obviously are not lazy because you took the effort to put up the display, so take the flippin’ things down. Or at least stop plugging them in and wasting electricity. Really, no one wants to see your holiday spirit anymore. Unless it’s for the current holiday and you’re drinking a green beer. However snowmen and red and green lights cannot pass for St. Patrick’s Day or Easter decorations.

I’m just glad you are only a house I drive by to and from work. If you were my neighbor you probably wouldn’t like me all that much because I’d take them down for you and would threaten to strangle you with the many strands of lights adorning your yard, fence and house.

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